Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
then he tried to convert me to islam
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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