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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.

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(817): View more from Texas

He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house

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(618): View more from Illinois

We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.

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(406): View more from Montana

Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.

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(708): View more from Illinois

he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.

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(847): View more from Illinois

there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine

(1-952): View more from Minnesota

I just got chills

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(330): View more from Ohio

test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.

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