Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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