i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
why do cheetos always look like penises
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Can I color on your dick again?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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