Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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