Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I want her autograph on my taint
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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