did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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