okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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