I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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