Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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