he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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