I'm so fucking centered right now
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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