Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I am midnight drunk by noon
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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