it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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