We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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