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i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
we're so committed to being not committed
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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