Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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