Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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