Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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