What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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