That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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