We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
