I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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