I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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