What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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