she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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