marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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