i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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