she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Randomize
