Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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