they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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