Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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