why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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