thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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