i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
