So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize