Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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