So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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