I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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