Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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