I must be too annoying 4 u.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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