i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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