Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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