i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
The feeling are messing with the penis
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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