Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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