On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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