You're completely useless in the revolution.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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