At least make sure they are 18
Why
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Randomize
