Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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