We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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