O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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