I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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