The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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