Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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