he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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