whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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