i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
A+ Viking dick
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
